Listed below are a few of my favs:
1. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
2. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
3. Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure.
4. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
5. Are you cos^2(x)? Because I'm sin^2(x) and together we are one.
6. If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
7. By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad to see me.
8. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
9. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
10. Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?
Word of caution: Don't use them on anyone....ever. =P
Labels: Just for fun/Meme
